First admire your new iPhones box. Gaze upon it from all angles and soak it all in.
Turn the box upside down carefully and cut along the bottom seams of the box with your knife. Remove the plastic wrap delicately. Don't just crumple it up.
Once the plastic wrap is off, slowly open the box by pulling the top off. Don't go too fast or you'll ruin the moment. Savor every second of anticipation.
Stare in amazement at this beautiful new device you see before you. Remember, Apple has a plastic cover over the iPhone, do it's ok to drool a little - but not too much. You don't want water damage.
Once the iPhone has been removed, gently take out the tray by pulling up on the tab. Make sure the accessories are all there. Try to contain yourself from wanting to just start using the iPhone.
Don't forget the literature that was packed so elegantly under the tray. Make sure to flip through it all patiently as the excitement builds as you near the essential Apple stickers.
If you have a previous iPhone, compare your new one to the old one. Gaze upon the new iPhones beauty and laugh at the previous one inferiority. (even if they look nearly indentical)
You're finally ready to power your iPhone up. Hold the top power button until you see the beautiful Apple logo. After a few seconds slide to unlock and marvel at this amazing piece of technology.
You've successfully unboxed your new iPhone. Start using it. If you did record your unboxing and want to share it with strangers, now is the time to upload it to YouTube. Repeat again every year.