Visit local Dollar Tree. Make purchase.
Start wrapping. Be very detailed.
Try not to have too much fun.
Lamps look good in tinfoil.
Computer, desk, speakers, tissue box ( notice tinfoil tissues)... Leave nothing unwrapped.
Boom... Tinfoil Germ X...
When covering the floor remove shoes. Keep socks on... Be very careful. Don't laugh too hard.
See I told you they will smile.
Phone call. Better get that.
Small tour. Life is short have fun.