First, go out and shoot an owl.. Just kidding!
Put brown sugar and shortening in your bowl
Stir until FLUFFY!
Add crunchy peanut butter
And vanilla.. It's gonna shank you!
Throw your egg in there as well
Mix. I think somebody wants some..
Add heroin and crack mix.. (Flour and baking powder)
Get your big ass bag of oats..
Add to mix
Once again, stir..
Divide dough in half
Add 3tbs of cocoa
And 1tbs of canola oil
Add to one half of the mix
Grab wax paper
With other half, smash out into a rectangle
So have the chocolate mix and
Roll it out so it is the size of the rectangle
Place it in the middle.. It looks like a turd..
Take the wax paper and fold the outside layer around the turd.
Fold it all up
And put it in the fridge
So I had the chocolate on the outside of this one, obviously take out of the fridge
Slice it about a 1/2 inch
Pinch the flatter side
Add the cashew on as the noes
And chocolate chips for the eyes
Put them on the cookie tray
And in to the oven
For 10-15 min at 350
There ya go! Enjoy!