How to Make Nanaimo Bars

by Aletta M

Supplies

  • Bottom layer:
  • 1 ½ Cups Chocolate cookie crumbs (such as Oreos)
  • ½ Cups Coconut
  • ½ Cups Pecans or pee-cans as we say it.
  • 1 Stick of butter
  • ¼ Cups Sugar
  • Middle layer:
  • 8 Ounces Cream cheese
  • ¼ Sugar
  • 2 Tablespoons Brown sugar
  • ½ Teaspoons Vanill....a
  • 1 Egg
  • Top layer:
  • 2 Tablespoons Sugar
  • ½ Cups Heavy cream
  • 7 Ounces Bittersweet chocolate or semisweet chocolate
  • Instructions

    Step 1

    These take some time, so have a good playlist... I'm feeling queenly today..

    Step 2

    Gather

    Step 3

    Smash yo graham crackerzzzz.

    Step 4

    Like so

    Step 5

    Add coconut

    Step 6

    Put some pee-cans in the bottom of the oldest slap chop ever..

    Step 7

    Does anybody even have one of these anymore?

    Step 8

    Add your smashed nuts

    Step 9

    And sugar

    Step 10

    Melt butter

    Step 11

    Melted butter looks like that.. In case you didn't know..

    Step 12

    Add the other stuff

    Step 13

    Mixity mix

    Step 14

    Bam! So now just smash it down

    Step 15

    Have oven at 350

    Step 16

    Put it in the oven for 11 minutes.

    Step 17

    Mix cream cheese, sugar, and brown sugar.

    Step 18

    Add vaniller

    Step 19

    Once the vanilla is mixed add the egg

    Step 20

    Bam!

    Step 21

    So that's what the crust should look like

    Step 22

    Add the cream cheese mixture

    Step 23

    And put it in the oven. Fir another 10 minutes

    Step 24

    Yay!!

    Step 25

    Let it cool for 30 min and

    Step 26

    Then put it in the fridge for about 2 hours! I know, 2 hours! But trust me it's worth the wait.

    Step 27

    Make yourself a bowl of deliciousness and chill out while it cools. This is for a guide for a much later date, incase you were wondering.

    Step 28

    Or eat some popsicles and drink some apple j and do some stooopyd homewark so u can be edimicated.. Yes.. There is a cowboy boot on my computer.. Why? I have no clue..

    Step 29

    Or do some laundry... Laundry is good...

    Step 30

    Or be like me and plan on doing something productive and ending up just taking a nap..

    Step 31

    Don't wake me up.. It could be the way you die..

    Step 32

    Put the 2tbs of sugar in with the cream

    Step 33

    Our 1/2 inch of water in a pot and wait for it to simmer.

    Step 34

    Dissolve the sugar in the cream

    Step 35

    Put chocolate in the old fashioned slap chiop and

    Step 36

    Slap that punk ass bastard! Slapity slapity slap slap

    Step 37

    Add chocolate and put pot on top of the pot with water in it

    Step 38

    And in the process of moving the pot you spill half of it because you're now drunk.

    Step 39

    Yeah.

    Step 40

    Who wants to clean it! I see you. Don't hide. You lookin all sexy in the back.. Yeah.. You.. Get your ass over here. You belong to me.

    Step 41

    Remember this.. Good! cause I don't..

    Step 42

    Spread the chocolate stuff on top and yes the corner is missing... What? I had to check it for poison.

    Step 43

    Put it back in the fridge for a half hour.

    Step 44

    Allllllllll donnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!! Yay!! Nom! I got all fancy with the picture this time.. Fancy shmancy..

    Step 45

    ENJOY IT DAMMIT, ENJOY IT!