How to Make Muttachar

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How to Make Muttachar Recipe
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Shallots, large and small. See 80's shite tv show Size Small's theme song for melodic inspiration.

Shallots, large and small. See 80's shite tv show Size Small's theme song for melodic inspiration.

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Fry them, chopped in some oil.

Fry them, chopped in some oil.

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This mango was a bit too ripe for my liking. A greener one would have been better. Yet somehow I don't feel the need to apologize to you about it, seeing as I was the one to eat it. Chill out.

This mango was a bit too ripe for my liking. A greener one would have been better. Yet somehow I don't feel the need to apologize to you about it, seeing as I was the one to eat it. Chill out.

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Lobbed into pot.

Lobbed into pot.

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I didn't have a fresh tomato (as I don't often) and was sick and didn't want to walk two blocks to the store, so I used a cup of the tomato juice I had just opened.

I didn't have a fresh tomato (as I don't often) and was sick and didn't want to walk two blocks to the store, so I used a cup of the tomato juice I had just opened.

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Because I was sick I was trying to make a Super Healthy- thus turmeric root chopped. Don't pull that bioavailability line on me about it needing to be in a pill, that' s a load of hooey.

Because I was sick I was trying to make a Super Healthy- thus turmeric root chopped. Don't pull that bioavailability line on me about it needing to be in a pill, that' s a load of hooey.

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Coconut milk makes everything better. Even death. I would volunteer to drown in this stuff.

Coconut milk makes everything better. Even death. I would volunteer to drown in this stuff.

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Add it all to the pot and swirl & twirl. Swirl & Twirl was a fundraiser for Capital Pride in Ottawa YEARS ago and not that it is a good name but damn if it didn't stick in my head. I say it often now.

Add it all to the pot and swirl & twirl. Swirl & Twirl was a fundraiser for Capital Pride in Ottawa YEARS ago and not that it is a good name but damn if it didn't stick in my head. I say it often now.

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Some spices.

Some spices.

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A big lumpy wad of each

A big lumpy wad of each

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Soft-boil some eggs

Soft-boil some eggs

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This is what we're working with at this time. In the pot.

This is what we're working with at this time. In the pot.

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Dried chilies in everything.

Dried chilies in everything.

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I peeled the soft-boiled eggs and plopped them into the pot so they could firm up just a bit more.

I peeled the soft-boiled eggs and plopped them into the pot so they could firm up just a bit more.

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Serve in small bowls.

Serve in small bowls.

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I wanted this hotter so I threw in some chopped mixed pickle. I LOVE this kind called Post Ixposure Prophylaxis or PIP for short. Basically you take this for 4 weeks after a risky sexual event.

I wanted this hotter so I threw in some chopped mixed pickle. I LOVE this kind called Post Ixposure Prophylaxis or PIP for short. Basically you take this for 4 weeks after a risky sexual event.

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I forgot to take a pic before I started scarfing this down. Oops. Chopped parsley and cilantro and naan on the side. Yummmmmmmmm. Stay safe!

I forgot to take a pic before I started scarfing this down. Oops. Chopped parsley and cilantro and naan on the side. Yummmmmmmmm. Stay safe!

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