Go to the kitchen. Woot!
Tie your hair back and wash your hands
Collect your ingredients
Get a 9x13 pan and PAM to grease it
Lightly grease the pan
Preheat the oven to 350. It's getting hotttt in herrrreeeee
Get your apples and peeler
Peel those apples!
Cut your apples into 8 pieces
So cut the apple in half, then half again and half one more time for 8 pieces per apple or 16 apple pieces total or 2^4 pieces, we like math!!
Open your crescent rolls, warning there may be a large POP! Sound when they open, don't freak...
Unroll the crescent rolls and obtain one triangle slice
Wrap up an apple slice in the crescent roll
Place the rolled up apple in the pan
Roll those babies up
Melt your butter in a medium sauce pan
Once melted, add your 1 1/4 cup sugar
Add your 1 tsp cinnamon
Also add your 1/2 tsp nutmeg Gettin a little spicey, ow ow
Stir the mixture and keep on the stove until all ingredients are well mixed, giving you a nice soup of SUGAR!!!
Remove from heat and add your 1 tsp vanilla
Pour your sugar over your apple slices
Make sure your sugar mixture covers all of the dough so it will soak in
Pour the Mountain Dew over the whole dessert
Let the dessert bake for 40 minutes uncovered
Dance party while you wait
Time is up!!!
Yum!!!! Dig in! ***Best when served warm and with vanilla ice cream
Heaven on earthhhh