That right there is the finest lineup of ingredients Target has to offer.
Measure out all the juice and pour it in a Slow cooker or a pot on the stove. Pour a little extra in a glass for yourself, you worked hard today.
Time for some sugar! Make sure you pack it all good and nice now. The reason the world will end someday is because people like you don't pack their brown sugar.
Add the cinnamon sticks. I know the recipe says 6 and I only have 4 in my hand.... If that bothers you just stare really close at the picture for a while... The other 2 will appear eventually
Bring the cloves to the mix. I use the cheap ones because I'm not sure it's worth the extra eleventy billion dollars for name brand cloves.... I'm mean how often do you use cloves?
Lemon juice in cider?? Just do it.
Cut the apple up into pieces. You can do slices or rings or chunks or whatever your little heart desires.
Stir it up a little bit. You don't have to go crazy, but give it a good mix. I guess you could go crazy but I'm not cleaning up the mess...crazy.
I say slow cooker.... But cool kids have Crock Pots. You can also use a pot on the stove. It's going to sit for 4-5 hours. Put it on low setting.
Done! The smell alone is worth it. It tastes pretty good too. I do expect you to set your glass up like this and take a cool picture. Show all your friends how cool you are and how uncool they are.