Start with 2 avocados. Purple and softish.
Remove the seeds.
Spoon out the good stuff.
And discard the skins.
Grab some coarse ground black pepper and garlic salt.
And go a little nuts.
Smash it all together with a fork.
Add maybe a little more seasoning. If you like.
Spoon it into a serving bowl.
And let your friends smear it on their burgers.