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Grab two deep pans and butter them. This is a double recipe, so if you just want one, do easy division.
Preheat oven to 400
I would start by grating the Parmesan cheese.. It's a pain in ze azz..
Begin boiling water
Choose a pasta
"It's not boilin till you see buhbulls!" No? Don't get it.. Okay..
Whatever pasta you use, it really doesn't matter, cook until it is 3min from al dente (done). If you don't it'll get really crispy in the oven.
Insert pasta [here] yes, right over there.
Chop your shrooms, maaannn.. Right on..
You're only suppose to use 10oz, but whose counting?
Add dried tomatoes, if they need to be cut, do it.
You can either put the chicken in whole and cook it then cut it or you can cut it and then cook it.. 'Tis up to you.
When pasta is finished, put it in the strainer and get a quick pasta facial..
Oil up the pan. Yeah, oil it real good.
Season chicken with salt and pepper
Throw it in. I mean literally, stand at the other end of the kitchen and just throw it. Do it or the recipe will fail and you will never return to never never land..
Get some pot.. I mean A pot.huhhuh..huh..huh...
Melt butter over medium heat
Add garlic and flour. Cook for 1 minute, whisking.
Gradually add milk. Still whisking.
Whisk, whisk, whisk.
Don't leave you iPod on the stove.… whoops.. But if you do, throw in the freezer for a little bit..
Add shrooms and tomatoes. Uhhhhuhhh shrooms. Uhhuhuuhhh.
Whisk it, bitch!
Add cheese.. What a friend we have in cheesus...
Mix it on in there. Yeah, work it girl!
Fill each pan up. Half and half.
If you don't want to cook both, cover the other tightly with foil and put it in the ice box.
To cook the one in the freezer, preheat oven to 400 and leave it in for an hour and a half
, throw it in the oven for 25min and then stuff your face.
When you take it out it should be all gold and bubbly
Yup, like that.
Perfect dinner for two.
Enjoy, my sugar plums.