How to (For Dogs) Enjoy an Empty Peanut Butter Jar

by Rollie Brandt

Using only paws and tongue, Molly demonstrates how to lick an empty plastic peanut butter jar clean!

Supplies

  • Dog who likes peanut butter
  • Plastic PB jar emptied
  • Instructions

    Step 1

    "People! What YOU call "empty" is NOT! Think of US DOGS!"

    Step 2

    "Remove the label but don't worry about residue. We don't care about that anyway! We want the PEANUT BUTTER you've left behind!"

    Step 3

    "First I try paws-free..."

    Step 4

    "You humans can only wish for a tongue like mine!"

    Step 5

    "You people have hands. We dogs have pretty clever paws!"

    Step 6

    "Oh this is SO GOOD!"

    Step 7

    "Once it's spotless, I'm no longer interested. My parents usually toss the jar in recycling. THEN I ENJOY LICKING MY LIPS FOR A WHILE!"