"People! What YOU call "empty" is NOT! Think of US DOGS!"
"Remove the label but don't worry about residue. We don't care about that anyway! We want the PEANUT BUTTER you've left behind!"
"First I try paws-free..."
"You humans can only wish for a tongue like mine!"
"You people have hands. We dogs have pretty clever paws!"
"Oh this is SO GOOD!"
"Once it's spotless, I'm no longer interested. My parents usually toss the jar in recycling. THEN I ENJOY LICKING MY LIPS FOR A WHILE!"