Take deep breaths as hurried pedestrians slow your roll and cross in front of your car.
Scan slowly for spots that are situated close to your destination - the key is not getting soaked on the walk more than absolutely necessary.
Sometimes you find a gem of a spot that you can wait out if you're patient - in this case some armed guards are in the bank. Boo-ya. Waiting it out. Key: ignore honking motorists not in on your plan.
Voila! You have successfully backed into a perfect parallel parking job and you're across the street from your office. FTW!
To wrap it all up, stay the course friends. And stay dry out there.
And remember - no matter how bad it gets out there, do NOT commit murder.