How to Entertain Children in San Francisco

by George Murray


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  • Instructions

    Step 1

    First make sure you have had coffee.

    Step 2

    Take them someplace kid-oriented like the california academy of sciences in golden gate park or the exploratorium near the palace of fine arts.

    Step 3

    Let the staff entertain them whenever possible for as long as possible.

    Step 4

    Pretend they're the museum guide. Let them lead you around the museum and teach you.

    Step 5

    Sometimes it's better to bring more than one kid because they keep each other busy.

    Step 6

    If the kids like the challenge of standing still, look for lots of places to take photos. Make a game out of it.

    Step 7

    Make a game out of everything.

    Step 8

    Give them things to do during dinner to keep them entertained.

    Step 9

    Have a beer at the end of the day, you deserve it.