How to Cook Chicken Castellina

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How to Cook Chicken Castellina Recipe
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Grab pancetta

Grab pancetta

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Throw it in the pan. Stand far away and just chuck it. Whatever lands it the correct amount.

Throw it in the pan. Stand far away and just chuck it. Whatever lands it the correct amount.

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3
Start boiling some water

Start boiling some water

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Get pancetta all nice and brown

Get pancetta all nice and brown

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Cut up 6tbs of butter

Cut up 6tbs of butter

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Throw that in as well

Throw that in as well

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Get dried tomatoes and garlic

Get dried tomatoes and garlic

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Find some cream

Find some cream

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Add that and milk to butter, tomatoes  and pancetta

Add that and milk to butter, tomatoes and pancetta

10
Go on your way to find cheesus.

Go on your way to find cheesus.

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Get sone artichoke hearts. Slice 'em and dice 'em, baby!

Get sone artichoke hearts. Slice 'em and dice 'em, baby!

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Shrooms! Slice some if these delicious beasts up.

Shrooms! Slice some if these delicious beasts up.

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Rosemary. Fresh is a hell of a lot better to use, but I didn't have any. Bad, dee! No! Guess you'll have to spank me..

Rosemary. Fresh is a hell of a lot better to use, but I didn't have any. Bad, dee! No! Guess you'll have to spank me..

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Add it all in and bring it to an exciting boil for about a minute.

Add it all in and bring it to an exciting boil for about a minute.

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Add in some pepper

Add in some pepper

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Whisk it continuously. Whisk it, sister!

Whisk it continuously. Whisk it, sister!

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Boil up pasta. Mama needs a bigger pot! Guess that's what I'll ask Santa for.

Boil up pasta. Mama needs a bigger pot! Guess that's what I'll ask Santa for.

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Get 3/4c of flour with some salt and pepper

Get 3/4c of flour with some salt and pepper

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Oil up a pan

Oil up a pan

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Drudge chicken in flour mix

Drudge chicken in flour mix

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And cook 'em up.

And cook 'em up.

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All brown and delicious looking

All brown and delicious looking

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Make sure they're cooked all the way through. Unless you want food poisoning to get out of work. If that's your reason for not cooking thoroughly, it is acceptable. Happy vomiting.,

Make sure they're cooked all the way through. Unless you want food poisoning to get out of work. If that's your reason for not cooking thoroughly, it is acceptable. Happy vomiting.,

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Grab the wine

Grab the wine

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Splash it in the pan... and your mouth...

Splash it in the pan... and your mouth...

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Add pasta and chicken to sauce.and BAM! You are done! Enjoy you cotton headed ninny muggins ;)

Add pasta and chicken to sauce.and BAM! You are done! Enjoy you cotton headed ninny muggins ;)

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