How to Cook a Bacon and Scallop Lasagne When Hungover

This is neither paleo nor low-fat. Could use a bit of salt but I was nervous about adding too much cuz of the bacon. Seasoned at the table. It's fine. Chill out.

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How to Cook a Bacon and Scallop Lasagne When Hungover Recipe
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Boil some shit for noodles

Boil some shit for noodles

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Make a roux: toast the flour and then take off the heat. Add butter and whisk. Return to heat.

Make a roux: toast the flour and then take off the heat. Add butter and whisk. Return to heat.

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Fry the shallots in some olive oil

Fry the shallots in some olive oil

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These are the shallots after being fried

These are the shallots after being fried

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Bacon is here

Bacon is here

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Grate some cheese

Grate some cheese

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Fry the bacon in its own fat. Rendering ain't just for video editors anymore.

Fry the bacon in its own fat. Rendering ain't just for video editors anymore.

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Add the cheese to the roux+milk

Add the cheese to the roux+milk

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The cheese melts into the milky roux and becomes cheese sauce. Cooking is magic

The cheese melts into the milky roux and becomes cheese sauce. Cooking is magic

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Slice the tomatoes in half and fry the loving shit out of 'em

Slice the tomatoes in half and fry the loving shit out of 'em

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Fry the scallops in their own love. And the olive oil and bacon fat left in the pan

Fry the scallops in their own love. And the olive oil and bacon fat left in the pan

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Fry the asparagus after you chop them in thirds

Fry the asparagus after you chop them in thirds

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These are things

These are things

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Grease the pan with cheese sauce. Everyone loves lube, even pans!

Grease the pan with cheese sauce. Everyone loves lube, even pans!

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Layer with noodles, shallots and bacon, cheese sauce and another layer of noodles

Layer with noodles, shallots and bacon, cheese sauce and another layer of noodles

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Toss the bacon and shallots in with the asparagus and spray them all over the broad chest of the lasagne. It wouldn't hurt to call it names at this point either

Toss the bacon and shallots in with the asparagus and spray them all over the broad chest of the lasagne. It wouldn't hurt to call it names at this point either

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Noodle it again, add the scallops and tomatoes

Noodle it again, add the scallops and tomatoes

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Add another final layer of noodles and dump a load of sauce on top. Wipe it around with the spoon an then flick the spoon to get the last drops off. Smile smugly to yourself

Add another final layer of noodles and dump a load of sauce on top. Wipe it around with the spoon an then flick the spoon to get the last drops off. Smile smugly to yourself

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Ovenated

Ovenated

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SIR, SIR, yer baaaaaked sir.

SIR, SIR, yer baaaaaked sir.

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Eat the loving shit out of it. With a little pepper.

Eat the loving shit out of it. With a little pepper.

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