Annoying guinea pig husband optional!
Start with the softest brush and brush all bits of hay and straw out
Take harder brush and gently work through the fur from head to tail (yes guinea pigs do have a teeny tiny tail amongst all that fur)
Finish with the wide toothed comb to brush out the remaining loose hair. Make sure you are gentle again!
Get guinea pig husband (if you have one!) to do the bits around the face and ears
Admire your freshly brushed guinea pig !! Then lots of cuddles for being a good pig :)