How to Best Ever PAstA SalAD BoMB Af

Looking for a quick, easy recipe to whip up something because you forgot it was your girl's birthday and her parents are coming over who think you're not going anywhere in life and want her to dump you all due to the one time way back in high school when you were leaving their house after taking pictures before prom and ran over their garden and completely destroyed the mailbox but you've been trying to prove your worth all throughout the relationship? Well if so, this is not the recipe you are looking for. This is simply a delicious macaroni salad. Enjoy!

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Ingredients: Macaroni, mayonnaise, vinegar, sugar, salt, pepper, milk, spicy/sweet pickles, black olives, roasted red peppers (you can use pimentos instead!), and green onions

Ingredients: Macaroni, mayonnaise, vinegar, sugar, salt, pepper, milk, spicy/sweet pickles, black olives, roasted red peppers (you can use pimentos instead!), and green onions

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Start by boiling water. Add macaroni noodles and cook till ready. Drain and rinse with cold water when done.

Start by boiling water. Add macaroni noodles and cook till ready. Drain and rinse with cold water when done.

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Next, chop up 1/4 cup olives

Next, chop up 1/4 cup olives

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Thinly slice green onion.

Thinly slice green onion.

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Obtain 1 1/2 roasted red pepper. Slice then chop.

Obtain 1 1/2 roasted red pepper. Slice then chop.

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Grab some juicy, delicious pickles and dice 'em up!

Grab some juicy, delicious pickles and dice 'em up!

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To start the dressing, get 1/4 cup mayonnaise.

To start the dressing, get 1/4 cup mayonnaise.

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Pour 1/2 tablespoon in bowl.

Pour 1/2 tablespoon in bowl.

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Add 1 1/2 teaspoon of mouth watering sugary goodness.

Add 1 1/2 teaspoon of mouth watering sugary goodness.

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A pinchy pinch of salt(;

A pinchy pinch of salt(;

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2 tablespoons of whiter than snow leche.

2 tablespoons of whiter than snow leche.

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Mix together and add negro pepper.

Mix together and add negro pepper.

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Gently pour the dressing over the round, smooth, inviting macaroni noodles.

Gently pour the dressing over the round, smooth, inviting macaroni noodles.

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Introduce the red peppers to the lovely macaroni ever so gently to avoid conflict of taste.

Introduce the red peppers to the lovely macaroni ever so gently to avoid conflict of taste.

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To assure conflict is avoided, initiate the pickles.

To assure conflict is avoided, initiate the pickles.

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To sooth further tension, hit up some green onions.

To sooth further tension, hit up some green onions.

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For the finishing touch, throw 'em olives in there.

For the finishing touch, throw 'em olives in there.

Ingredients

2 Cups Elbow Macaroni 
½ Parts Roasted Red Pepper (Chopped) 
¼ Cups Black Olives (Fine Chopped) 
Parts Green Onions (Sliced) 
¼ Cups Mayonnaise 
½ Tablespoons Red Wine Vinegar 
Teaspoons Sugar 
1 Pinch Salt 
2 Pinches Black Pepper 
2 Tablespoons Milk 
½ Teaspoons Pickle Juice 
3 Parts Pickles (Diced) 
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