Step 1: Grow a moustache. Moustaches are just the awesome of the awesome. Note: If female, just tell people you have one. Convince them you have an invisible one. They will think you're awesome.
Step 2: Learn a new language. Sarcasm would be ideal.
Step 3: Be yourself. Even if you're an ugly, boring gorilla, being yourself is awesome. You don't have to pretend to be someone you're not.
Step 4: don't be a sheep. Baaaa. No, what I mean is don't follow the crowd. You may be afraid to admit it, but Paul's Boutique just looks crap. And you'd much rather have an iPhone over a Blackberry.
Step 5: Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're awesome. YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU ARE AWESOME.
Step 6: smile. Life is worth it. Being sad busts wastes your time. BE HAPPY. <3
Congratulations! You are now awesome! Believe in yourself and stuff. Every single one of you are awesome. Except you're a serial killer or assassin or something ... Okay I should shut up now.