String the laces evenly over the top of the bottom two eyelets.
Take the outside lace through the second outside eyelet.
Take the same lace back over the sneaker and through the second inside eyelet.
Take the inside lace (currently threaded through the first inside eyelet) and thread it through the third outside eyelet.
As with step three, take the outside lace over the sneaker and back through the third inside eyelet.
Now the lace from the second inside eyelet goes through the forth outside eyelet (is there a pattern forming?).
Repeat steps five and six until you have the top outside eyelet and seventh inside eyelet laced.
Finally, take the lace from the seventh eyelet back through the top eyelet.
Follow the same instructions on the other sneaker...
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