Mash up all the ingredients and spread on your face.
Leave on for 15 minutes while trying to avoid your kids/delivery people/husband and generally anyone you want to maintain a bit of dignity with. Notice I didn't add best friend I that mix?!
Now wash off and smile at yourself in the mirror. There's nothing wrong with aging gracefully.
Note: this makes way more than you will need so you can spread it all over your body or stick it in a container and keep it in the fridge. Enjoy!