Pin up your hair but make sure the remains consist of hair than CAN still be pulled over your ear
Section your hair properly so that your hair falls right back to where it originally was
Attach it to another long piece of hair that is low on your head but still close to your ear
Twist it together so the braid can't fall
Take the chunk of hair that you twisted the braid to and braid that
It's ok that the bobby pin is sticking out for now
And twist and pin. For a third braid if desired, grab a new piece of hair and repeat again
Now for the sticking out piece ..
Pin another pin higher up to flatten the bump
Take out the original pin, twist hair if needed and repin.
Cover hair as desired, hairspray the crap out of your braids then the hair covering it, lightly.
It should last three days if you really feel like keeping it that long.
Add another braid if you're feeling like going braid crazy
Day three, one half up, or curled.