Take a jean photo. Yes, that's right, a photo of your jeans. Do this in dim light.
In Camera Awesome, use the Joan of Art preset, then awesomize. Save to camera roll.
In Aviary, first use the Indiglow effect, press apply, then go back into effects and use the Aqua effect. Increase sharpness, contrast, saturation, and brightness. Save to camera roll.
Go back into Camera Awesome and awesomize. Save to camera roll.
In Fuzel, make a custom split frame (very important). Upload the most recent version of the photo and add the Barcelona effect. Save to camera roll.
Very crucial - in Photos click edit and crop the Fuzel photo so it's just the photo part. It should be about the size of an iPhone/iPod screen.
Use as a home screen background. (See its not really on fire). :)