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How to Have Fun at School
So schools starting up, eh? That sucks.. Anyway.. Here's some fun things to do in class..
This is stuff that I used to do..
Make sure you choose a teacher that won't get too mad and don't do things constantly.. You don't want to be obnoxious.. Also, I am not responsible for your detentions and what not..
Personal favourite: finding Nemo! Go around your room and look through drawers, peoples pockets, stuff like that. And when they ask what you're doing you say with tears in your eyes: I'm finding Nemo!
If you can... Ask questions in different languages then get mad when the teacher doesnt answer it.. ¿Por què es mi pene en fuego? Make sure the teacher doesn't speak the language.. This has backfired.
Start a game of tag.. Get up and tap someone and say "you're it!" then hopefully they'll tag someone else..
Chew on your hand till someone notices.
Make a tip jar and look at it when you answer a question..
Show up in handcuffs and say "sorry I'm late, I had to break out of prison first." Being me, my teacher actually thought I was in prison.. Tee hee..
Make a map of the classroom and follow it intently when going somewhere
Applaud when the teacher finishes,
Answer only in song titles.
Lick yourself clean like a cat..
I just totally realized how awful of a student I was..
Answer the shoe phone. I had so many great conversations with Roberto..
When a teacher says to have a seat, sit somewhere random because they didn't specify where you were to have a seat.
Sit under your desk so the teacher doesn't really see you then when he comes by you grab his of her leg and scream yeeehaw!
When class is totally silent raise your hand and insist that it is much to loud.
This is just fun stuff to do when you are with amigos y amigas, just to see the looks you get.
The first thing is to down a 5 hour energy on an empty stomach and just see what happens.
A personal favourite is getting in a fight with a stop sign. Hey, when a stop sign tells me they don't like Harry Potter.. They better be ready for a bitch-slap!
Some suggestions to fight about: movies, politics, Star Wars VS Star Trek, care bears vs pirates, the fact that unicorns do exist you're just not cool enough to see them.. Oh look there's one now..
You can do that on your own, but it's better when you have people holding you back..
While driving sing to the innocent bystanders and people in other cars while at a stop light. If you're on a non busy road slow down to sing to the bystander's.
Make out with a fire hydrant.. They're damn good kissers..
Alright.. I have sooooooooooo much more, but this will have to do for now! Have fun kids!
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