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How to Eat Vegemite
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by Mike Randall
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Step 1 of 6
First gather your supplies and abandon all expectations of deliciousness

First gather your supplies and abandon all expectations of deliciousness

Step 2 of 6
Use all your strength to unscrew the lid, which has been excessively tightened to prevent children from accidentally opening and permanently ruining their appetites (and faith in humanity)

Use all your strength to unscrew the lid, which has been excessively tightened to prevent children from accidentally opening and permanently ruining their appetites (and faith in humanity)

Step 3 of 6
Scoop a generous portion and ignore the waves of panic and fear

Scoop a generous portion and ignore the waves of panic and fear

Step 4 of 6
...

...

Step 5 of 6
"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

Step 6 of 6
You may find your stomach getting warmer as it tries to escape/breakdown the offending matter. Ignore that and focus on congratulating yourself for being so adventurous and worldly!

You may find your stomach getting warmer as it tries to escape/breakdown the offending matter. Ignore that and focus on congratulating yourself for being so adventurous and worldly!

You're Done!
Start over

This guide was made by:
Mike Randall
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Mike Randall

Yes, I've been eating it the "proper" way lately and I've got to say I'm hooked! I'll have to make a new snapguide...

Mike Randall (author) 7 months ago

Aleisha McNatty

More like 'how not to eat Vegemite' haha!

Aleisha McNatty 8 months ago

Shilpa Yuvan

Haha funny! But I love Vegemite! It's an acquired taste! Best with cream cheese or butter

Shilpa Yuvan last year

Nancy Licata

Love Vegemite yummy!!

Nancy Licata last year

Erin Ramadge

No no no this isn't how u do it

Erin Ramadge last year

Heather Bell

That is NOT the way to eat Vegemite. You need to put butter on first and then only take a TINY bit of Vegemite. Put it on while the butter is warm still do the Vegemite melts in with the butter. Sometimes it's also nice with cheese.

Heather Bell last year

Dotty Borland

Dairy free butter, with only dabbing the Vegemite then add a nice slice off cheese! :)

Dotty Borland last year

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