How to Become the Master of Procrastination in 22 Steps

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How to Become the Master of Procrastination in 22 Steps

Sola Jeong

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This is my english project.

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NEVER write down your homework if your teachers give you unit plans.

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Make this your new life motto.

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If you are in classes in which homework actually counts, this will be your new life motto.

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Always pay attention in class. You already know you are not gonna spend extra time at home to study for anything.

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You come home from school. Fun starts now. Eat.

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Take a 2hrs nap.

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Wake up and its 6. Eat.

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While eating, think "Maybe I should get started on my homework now?"

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LOL stop kidding yourself.

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Turn your laptop on. Always have 3 tabs; twitter, facebook, youtube. You will be doing hardcore finger exercises going back and forth among those three.

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Enter the youtube world.

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Spend about 3hrs on youtube. You can never resist the suggestion box.

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Now its 10, you feel death glares coming from your parents. Go to your room so they think you are doing work.

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Get your homework out.

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Get distracted by things around you like your phone. Spend an hour just playing games on your phone.

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You mom walks in, now yelling, and calling you a lazybutt who's gonna have to work at a gas station for rest of her life.

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Get 1/10 of the work done.

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If homework actually counts, just scribble things so it LOOKS like you did the work.

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If there's a test coming up, study hardcore cramming for 3hrs.

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If there's a project due, do hardcore cramming for 3hrs.

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go to sleep.

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This song says it all..

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I already do all this!! Thank u so much for putting my life in retrospect! 😂

Karishma Agrawal 3 months ago

Procrastinators UNITE! Tomorrow…or maybe later…

Ella F-W 4 months ago

Give her an A! Your awesome! What a cute guide!:)

Mary-Kate Wilson 4 months ago

Yaaaaaaay

Elizabeth Z 7 months ago

Procrastination!!! I always thought I had ADHD!! Haha

Brible Offwanktax 9 months ago

An A for PROCRASTINATION!!!!!!

Tia Smith 11 months ago

Hahaha. Give this girl an A

Rane Body Decor 11 months ago

Dear Tracey I think from the responses she have had you can safely assume that we got it. Would wright more but I'm procrastinating

Karen Larard 12 months ago

I hope everyone knows this is an example of IRONY :) -Sola's English teacher

Tracey Cox 12 months ago

thaaank you girl (:

Sola Jeong (author) 12 months ago

Good job my baby(:

Libby Rogers 12 months ago

this was my english project.. i wasnt expecting many people to read this.. o.o but thank you anyways! (:

Sola Jeong (author) 12 months ago

I'm procrastinating as we speak(: you just and it 67.372% easier(:

Taylor B..(: 12 months ago

No words....just happy tears and clapping :')

Jaciel Salas 12 months ago

I have now mastered procrast....will write the rest tomorrow

Karen Larard 12 months ago

I was going to read this guide but procrastinated instead ;)

Edwin Tofslie 12 months ago

I think..... I'll write the rest tomorrow

Karen Larard 12 months ago

Haha, love this!

Shanae Oneika✌ 12 months ago

Story of my life

Brianna Rose 12 months ago

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Haha genius!

Jose Vieitez 12 months ago

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Hey at least your exercising.. Thats gotta count for something!!! This comment comes from a professional procrastinator ;)

Erica Zais 12 months ago

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that's true

jen n 12 months ago

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Haha In physics, our hw is graded for accuracy, and I've noticed if your work is very messy, even if its wrong, you'll get a 100

Greer H 7 months ago

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