This is my english project.
NEVER write down your homework if your teachers give you unit plans.
Make this your new life motto.
If you are in classes in which homework actually counts, this will be your new life motto.
Always pay attention in class. You already know you are not gonna spend extra time at home to study for anything.
You come home from school. Fun starts now. Eat.
While eating, think "Maybe I should get started on my homework now?"
LOL stop kidding yourself.
Turn your laptop on. Always have 3 tabs; twitter, facebook, youtube. You will be doing hardcore finger exercises going back and forth among those three.
Spend about 3hrs on youtube. You can never resist the suggestion box.
Now its 10, you feel death glares coming from your parents. Go to your room so they think you are doing work.
Get distracted by things around you like your phone. Spend an hour just playing games on your phone.
You mom walks in, now yelling, and calling you a lazybutt who's gonna have to work at a gas station for rest of her life.
Get 1/10 of the work done.
If homework actually counts, just scribble things so it LOOKS like you did the work.
If there's a test coming up, study hardcore cramming for 3hrs.
If there's a project due, do hardcore cramming for 3hrs.